So, I'm going to finish my Christmas shopping tomorrow down at the mall. Here's what I've got already...
Adam: A dildo, a big bottle of lube, a cock ring, two books of gay porn/sex
Dave: A dildo, a bottle of lube, and a cock ring (to be given in secret) and Order of the Phoenix
Dad: A box of cigars, a book on NASCAR stuff
Mom: Some kitchen stuff, and some decorating stuff
To buy for still: